dl2009

Why the f*ck do they want our passport numbers and d.o.b? Who is the recipient of this web form, a Mr. Agdegdwengo?

Completely agree on both counts. Though the atmosphere at both stadiums are/were about as active as the flight path in Iceland.

He stuck me on as a substitute When he saw it was time for a change I kicked the ball and hit the corner flag Rafa screamed in vain

The Stones' much derided follow up to their '68 hit. I think it's quite apparent that we should ditch the lone striker system with Torres out; he's the only forward at our club who compliments that set up. We should go with a straight 4-3-3 with a narrow midfield and overlapping fullbacks.

Daggers -> Dagger -> Daniel Agger -> Danish -> Carlsberg -----> Our new shirt sponsor is going to be Carslberg?

Well, there is that, yes. Oh look, there's another bonfire for you over there, make sure you take plenty of liquids.

The sign of a top professional and a serious business man. I did notice how he said 'few months' though. Perhaps we're not very far away at all from being taken over.

I agree with that. In fact, I think Jerk-Off has displayed supreme attacking ability whenever he has played and has added a new dimension to Chelsea's play - just around the time they needed something different. He's not great defensively, but still more solid than Insua, for example. I was gutted when it turned out we couldn't afford him. Imagine Johnson on one flank and Zhirkov on the other?!

How many of the documents have been redacted beyond recognition or worse, 'misplaced'?

I think the other Paco was a bigger loss; Herrera. The quality of signings (apart from the obvious exception) since he left the club and the technical direction have regressed, massively.

I took it as more of a satirical quip than a banner about Man U.

So you didn't get the pun?

He's much stronger than he was before and far more tactically aware. He's still not what I'd define as a good footballer though and certainly not someone I want starting more than 15 games a season. It's a shame that his physical attributes don't match his mental & psychological attributes.

I didn't know about the release clause. I think he'd be an idea partner for Agger as he's a monster in the air, despite not looking as physical as the Greek, for example. He has excellent positional sense, decent pace, is sufficiently aggressive, not bad on the ball and as I mentioned, excellent in the air (at both ends of the pitch). My Danish friend has told me that Kjaer's spoken quite a bit about supporting the Reds and his desire to form a partnership with Agger at club level. I believe that a left-back is also a top priority. In my opinion, the entire team is unbalanced when Insua plays, due to the left CB always having to shift to the left in cover (see Fulham away for a start example) and the left midfielder not being able to attack with much freedom.

Ah, I see. Cheers.

Probably £15m and yes, he definitely good enough.

Wasn't it a one match ban?

Quality:

That's pretty much my view, too.

With good reason.

Well played Lucas.

Do your own search you lazy git!