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Like the Hassidic jews who chose to share the same platform as Deudionne in an act of solidarity against Zionism?

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Fck off Hodgson.

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Agger's narcolepsy aside, I think Toure has, so far, brought the ball out of defense better than Agger has for 2 seasons.

Haven't got a clue. As with most stats, you'd need to view the match again (without the match day nerves) to put them into context. He was dodgy at times, but it's not hard to see that he can become a dominant force for us and a firm favourite. What, he used to go out mugging people at his secondary school? (Yes, was at the same school. His real name is Ugu Chugu Ehiogu)

Any chance of recalling Suso in Jan?

15/15 clearances 10/10 aerial duels won 42 passes made with 95% pass accuracy

Might be worth experimenting during the Cup game to see whether he can fulfill Lucas' role. The two biggest problems we have at the moment in terms of personnel are, 1) No competition for our knackered CM's, and 2) No suitable backup for Glen.

Our "marquee" signing © Ian Ayre.

That is easily the best player song I've heard since the one belted out for that ungrateful, floppy hair tw*t who is now at Stamford Bridge. Outstanding work. Although the song in its entirety is genius, as others have mentioned, it'll be a struggle to get everyone belting it out (Scouser Tommy anyone?!). The condensed version has a real chance of being adopted, though. Some suggestions to help it scan a little better for the masses: Phil creates the chance, [or Stevie makes the chance] Then* you score and do you your dance, We'll tear this league apart with you and Luuuuu-is Suarez Chorus... *Short, staccato-like "then"

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Nazi! Tyrell was right.

By using the Mersonometer, obviously.

He said that players are always replaceable, no matter how good they think they are. You sell one in one window and another player just as good comes along.

That doesn't rhyme.

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First Cole hears AF say "Bridge..black..c***" while he's watching Terry run backwards (so Cole's back is turned to Ferdinand), now he says he lip read AF. 1) The defense argued yesterday that lip reading is unreliable. 2) How can Cole be facing both Terry and Ferdinand at the same time, yet have his back turned to both at the same time? Schrodinger's Cole.