Evertons Tesco Kit

[Mick_G]

Just been sent this by an Evertonian Mate .

 

Tesco Kit

 

 

Looks such a bright lad that Phil Neville.

[uppsala]

[Stevie H]

is their new ground going to have a tesco extra store attached to it, given that it's going to be on an industrial estate?

[Bald Devil]

is their new ground going to have a tesco extra store attached to it, given that it's going to be on an industrial estate?

 

They'll turn Goodison into a Tesco, that's what they normally do.

[M4TTA]

brilliant that

[Bald Devil]

Every little bitter helps

[Herbie von Smalls]

Every little bitter helps

[ricflairandy]

its a good thing i only shop at asda

[R A Softlad]

They used to be my supermarket of choice. Good job I moved.

[Ronnie Whelan]

Am i missing something here?

[Sion]

Anyone else going to boycott Tesco's if this stadium deal goes through!

Edited December 12, 2006 by Sion

[Guest sonofshankly]

Anyone else going to boycott Tesco's if this stadium deal goes through!

 

I go to tescos now but if the sh*te move in its ASDA for me!

[Gomez]

Been away for a few days, so apologies if this has been posted before. Can't find it with a search though:

 

Alternative Lyrics for Poor Scouser Tommy

 

Let me tell you a story of a poor team,

Who were sent far away from their home.

To play in the sticks out in Knowsley,

Where the sheep and the cattle do roam.

They were banished to a lower division,

Never saw any far foreign lands,

And their fans skulked around in their hundreds,

All with their Tesco bags in their hands

 

Oh the battle it started next morning,

Over at aisle number 1,

All those poor evertonian b@stards,

Fighting over the last hot cross bun.

As they stood in the aisles of Tesco (Tesco, Tesco)

Knockin' over the cakes and the bread (and the bread)

As they stood in the aisles of Tesco (Tesco, Tesco)

These where the last words they said.

 

"Oh we're bitter evertonians, and our ground is made of wood,

We're all horrible b@stards, coz we've never been that good.

We support a team that plays in blue, it's a team that no one knows

A team that's sponsored by TESCO, Coz that's where we buy our clothes"

1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4 - POUNDS OFF!

[Bootle Buck]

Been away for a few days, so apologies if this has been posted before. Can't find it with a search though:

 

Alternative Lyrics for Poor Scouser Tommy

 

Let me tell you a story of a poor team,

Who were sent far away from their home.

To play in the sticks out in Knowsley,

Where the sheep and the cattle do roam.

They were banished to a lower division,

Never saw any far foreign lands,

And their fans skulked around in their hundreds,

All with their Tesco bags in their hands

 

Oh the battle it started next morning,

Over at aisle number 1,

All those poor evertonian b@stards,

Fighting over the last hot cross bun.

As they stood in the aisles of Tesco (Tesco, Tesco)

Knockin' over the cakes and the bread (and the bread)

As they stood in the aisles of Tesco (Tesco, Tesco)

These where the last words they said.

 

"Oh we're bitter evertonians, and our ground is made of wood,

We're all horrible b@stards, coz we've never been that good.

We support a team that plays in blue, it's a team that no one knows

A team that's sponsored by TESCO, Coz that's where we buy our clothes"

1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4 - POUNDS OFF!

 

LMFAO That is Brilliant and has been dispatched via e-mail to every bluenose I know.

[MikeD]

Here's another for you.

 

f*** Off Kirkby FC

Just a small team from Knowsley

There's only one club in our city

and that club's Liv-er-pool F-C

 

Not sure if it scans perfectly, any help welcome

[libero]

ALTERNATIVE SCOUSER TOMMY FOR EVERTONIANS:

 

Let me tell you a story of a poor team

Who were sent far away from their home

To live in the sticks of Knowsley,

where only the cattle do roam.

 

They were banished to a lower division

Had no hope of seeing far foreign land

The fans swarmed around in their hundreds

With Tesco bags in their hands.

 

Oh a battle that started next morning,

over at aisle number 1

Those poor Evertonian b******s

Were fighting for the last hot cross bun.

 

As they lay on the aisle of tesco

Crying, Crying, Crying.

Knocking over the cakes and the bread( and the bread)

These were the last words they said.

 

Oh we are the evertonians

And our ground is made of wood

Were horribly bitter b******s

Cause we have never been that good

 

We support a team thats dressed in blue

Its a team that no one knows

A team sponsored by Tesco, cause thats where we buy all our clothes.

12,123,1234 Pound off.

Edited September 26, 2007 by libero

[R A Softlad]

[Ronnie Whelan]

ALTERNATIVE SCOUSER TOMMY FOR EVERTONIANS:

 

Let me tell you a story of a poor team

Who were sent far away from their home

To live in the sticks of Knowsley,

where only the cattle do roam.

 

They were banished to a lower division

Had no hope of seeing far foreign land

The fans swarmed around in their hundreds

With Tesco bags in their hands.

 

Oh a battle that started next morning,

over at aisle number 1

Those poor Evertonian b******s

Were fighting for the last hot cross bun.

 

As they lay on the aisle of tesco

Crying, Crying, Crying.

Knocking over the cakes and the bread( and the bread)

These were the last words they said.

 

Oh we are the evertonians

And our ground is made of wood

Were horribly bitter b******s

Cause we have never been that good

 

We support a team thats dressed in blue

Its a team that no one knows

A team sponsored by Tesco, cause thats where we buy all our clothes.

12,123,1234 Pound off.

 

 

Classic stuff.

[libero]

Didn't realise it had been posted a long time ago

I thought it was funny anyways

[Puskas]

That's brilliant.

Am i missing something here?

 

tesco bag

[Earl Hafler]

 

Romario shops at Tesco !